Monday, May 3, 2010

BENEFITS OF FREE INDIA

There were times when we had legends like Bhagat Singh, Chandrashekhar, Rajguru etc. Now time has passed, we are free now we don't need them anymore. We are living in free India, where we are free to do a number of things like:-

a) Urinating wherever I want, on the walls, roadsides, behind a parked car, etc. etc.
b) Driving as fast as I like because I own all Indian roads.
c) Abusing other people for own mistake, because I am more powerful than the other person is.
d) Teasing girls and women, because I more powerful than them, and they won’t say anything.
e) Offering jobs to girls on a condition of being physical with me, because she is in need and can do anything for it and yes, she is not my sister.
e) Beating people who don’t obey me, because my father is a politician.
f) Drinking and partying all night, because soldiers are getting paid to guard all of us and hence, I can enjoy all night.
g) Buy the most expensive unnecessary items, because I have money that I can do whatever I want.
h) Exploiting employees, because I pay heavy bribe to labor commission officials.

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